CAT
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year Eve party .
We switched on a night light , turned the answering machine on , covered the parakeet and put the cat in the backyard .

We phoned the cab company & requested a taxi .
The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house .

The cat we put out in the yard , scoots back into the house .
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird .

I go out to the taxi , while my husband went inside to get the cat .
The cat ran upstairs , with my husband in hot pursuit .

Waiting in the cab , I don't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night .
So , I explain to the taxi driver that my husband will join soon ,
" He's just gone upstairs to say goodbye to my mother "

A few minutes later , my husband shows up & gets into the cab .
" Sorry I took so long " he said , as we drove away .

" That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed . I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out !
She tried to take off , so I grabbed her by the neck . Then , I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me .
But it worked ! I hauled her fat ass downstairs & threw her out into the backyard ! "

The cab driver almost hit a parked car .

-forwarded from another blogger...

p/s: talk about misunderstanding!